"It's been emotional." - Chris, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

"Guns for show, knives for a pro." - Soap, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

"I've really got to pee!... My bladder is coming out of my penis!" - Edward

"Well, the pigs have flown the coup. Must go hunt some beef." - Edward (on my wonderful weblog...I must have been tired...)

"John Deere only sells tractors" - Bodie Quirk (tauntingly). "They make trucks, too!" - Matt Minegar (defensively)

"Grant, tell me what Ed wants to do!" - My lovely caring girlfriend, Faye, when I was supposedly not listening to her...

"We're going to be famous, Mom!" - Edward

"100%.. in the NOT Category...literally!" - Faye. "Yup, batting Oh-hundred!" - Edward

"What's the point of romance if you're not getting any?" - Anonymous

"What are the baby Muppets called?" - Faye. "Muppet Babies..." - Aaron, Grant, Edward "Gosh, I'm retarded!" -Faye

"Minor is where music is made." - Dr. Heim

"I'll kick you in the head." - Edward. "I'll burn you like this jellybean." - Grant. "What?!!?...and turn me blacker than I already am???" - Edward.

"All teenage girls are topless sluts." - Faye

"I never mess around too much on the G-string." - Edward

"I just look different coz I just woke up." - Adriann (hopefully to be making more appearances on this page due to her consistant commenting on everything)

"I hate you." - Aaron. (with very sad expression...)"Awwww..." - Edward. "Yeah...I'm never using that letter again." - Aaron

"My skateboard does not have panties!" - Aaron

"No!" - Aaron. *On him begining his random act of throwing all of our stuff away. Grant's book had already made the trash can!*

"Yeah, Grant likes to jack stuff." - Edward. "Yes, I do." - Grant.

"Even those who have been entirely broken can still love." - Edward

"Have I updated my quote page yet today?" - Edward. "Have I thrown anything at anyone yet today?" - Aaron. "OOWWW! What was that?" - Grant.

"You say the things girls want to hear naturally. I'm a girl so I want to hear them, naturally." - Anonymous

"Fear itself is a reason why we need faith." - Edward

"If the hair fits, fro it!" - Marleen

"Five girls in a house, and you get a brothel." - Grant. "If only real life were that way..." -Aaron.

"You can't depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain

"...Not as funny as it would be if we couldn't tell who you were coz I smashed in your face so bad!" - 'Evil' Grant

"The best way to become boring is to say everything." - Voltaire

"Sleep is great! It's better than sex coz there's no risk!" - Christina

"3D Pipes caused an error?!?!... What the hell!?!" - Aaron

"If you grew dredlocks, we could call you Dredward!" - Aaron

"No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace." - Unknown (ref. Michael Wong)

"Eagles may soar, but monkeys don't get sucked into jet plane engines." - Unknown

"My computer has a dick..." - Ana

"More than one time in history, mankind stands at a crossroad. One path leads to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly." - Woody Allen

"If revenge is sweet, why does it leave a bitter taste?" - Unknown

"It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not." - Author, Unknown

"Why am I tired?...I'm tired because I have homework...that's it!" -Edward

"Bad luck is bad....wait, I'm an idiot..." - Edward

"We went to Canada, then Quebec." - Grant. "Quebec is in Canada." - Edward